my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
girl power
A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS
VIVA LE MENSTRUATION
Liberté, Egalité, Ovarié